No, he was trying to warn her... about the ax-wielding maniac hiding in her back seat!
Otto: So the lady drove faster, but the strange car kept banging into her from behind. So, finally, she swerves off the road into the woods and lost the other car. And that's when she realized the man in the other car wasn't trying to hurt her. No, he was trying to warn her... about the ax-wielding maniac hiding in her back seat!
Lisa: Did the maniac kill her?
Otto: Natch! And you know how I know?
Lisa: How?
Otto: Because... I was that maniac!
Lisa: [screams]
I'd like to play me latest chart-topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs."
I'd like to play me latest chart-topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs."
We salute you, our half-inflated Dark Lord.
Nigel: Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen pump, but that's supposed to be a devil.
David: Filled up with air, it's very evil and impressive.
Derek: We salute you, our half-inflated Dark Lord.
My little guy's first rock concert.
My little guy's first rock concert. I hope the Spinal Taps don't play too loud.
Dad, when Aunt Selma lights up her cigarette at the end of MacGyver, she'll be blown to kingdom come!
Bart: Dad, when Aunt Selma lights up her cigarette at the end of MacGyver, she'll be blown to kingdom come!
Homer: Come again?
Bart: After trying four times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom and we were on our way.
Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?
Selma: Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?
Sideshow Bob: [shuddering groan]
Even murder has its ugly side.
Selma: [moaning] Bob, one of my fillings fell out.
Sideshow Bob: Even murder has its ugly side.
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