To the Simpson mobile!

To the Simpson mobile!

Dad, when Aunt Selma lights up her cigarette at the end of MacGyver, she'll be blown to kingdom come!

Bart: Dad, when Aunt Selma lights up her cigarette at the end of MacGyver, she'll be blown to kingdom come!

Homer: Come again?

Bart: After trying four times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom and we were on our way.

Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?

Selma: Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?

Sideshow Bob: [shuddering groan]

Even murder has its ugly side.

Selma: [moaning] Bob, one of my fillings fell out.

Sideshow Bob: Even murder has its ugly side.

Welcome to our video honeymoon.

Selma: Welcome to our video honeymoon. We're using the video camera Cousin Dot gave us, and the video cassette Homer gave us.

Homer: Hey, and after we watch this, we can tape over it.

Oooh, there's Krusty the Clown! Krusty, Krusty, say something funny.

Marge: Oooh, there's Krusty the Clown! Krusty, Krusty, say something funny.

Krusty: [trapped; nervous] Uh... gee, a joke. Hmm, yeah, funny...

I do.

Reverend Lovejoy: Do you Bob, take Selma, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 'til death do you part?

Sideshow Bob: I do.

Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull.

Man: Thank you, Señor MacGyver. You saved our village.

MacGyver: Don't thank me. Thank the moon's gravitational pull.