Showing posts with label Duffless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Duffless. Show all posts

Don't be scared, Jub Jub. It's Mama.

jub jub screaming at selma bouvier's face in the 128-ounce supperware tub

Patty: We've got some very interesting developments in the field of Supperware.

Selma: Uh-huh. This is the 128-ounce tub. You can fit your whole head in it. Don't be scared, Jub Jub. It's Mama.

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

men shaking up two beer bottles

Man 1: Look at all those feminists.

Man 2: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Step right up, folks. We'll answer the question that has been plaguing scientists for ages: Can hamsters fly planes?

hamster wearing goggles and a little scarf sitting in a plane

Step right up, folks. We'll answer the question that has been plaguing scientists for ages: Can hamsters fly planes?

My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.

hans moleman shaking

My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old.

The hamster has learned a valuable lesson -- beware the hand of man.

hamster getting shocked by an electrified piece of food

The hamster has learned a valuable lesson -- beware the hand of man.