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Showing posts with label Herb. Show all posts
To think I wasted my life in boardrooms and stockholders meetings, when I could've been watching cartoons!
To think I wasted my life in boardrooms and stockholders meetings, when I could've been watching cartoons!
SORT OF!
Herb: Listen to me. Here's what you do. From now on, before you say anything, say to yourself: "If I was ever sure of anything, I'm sure of this!" Do you understand?
Homer: Sort of.
Herb: Homer?
Homer: What.
Herb: Answer me again with self-confidence!
Homer: SORT OF!
Herb: Now, go get 'em!
Pony ride. Boat ride. Pony ride. Boat ride.
Herb: Whatever you kids want to do today, you just tell Unky Herb.
Marge: Oh, dear.
Lisa: I want to go on a pony ride, Unky Herb.
Bart: I want to go on a boat ride, Unky Herb.
Lisa: Pony ride!
Bart: Boat ride!
Lisa: Pony ride!
Bart: Boat ride!
Lisa: Pony ride!
Bart: Boat ride!
Lisa: Pony ride!
Bart: Boat ride!
And our three children, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
Homer: And our three children, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
Bart: Hello, sir.
Lisa: Hello, Mr. Powell.
Herb: All born in wedlock?
Homer: Yeah, though the boy was a close call.
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