Homer: The Good Book. On tape? Ooh, as read by Larry King.
Larry King: Hi, I'm Larry King. In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth, and the earth was without form ... Eleazar begat Phinehas. Phinehas begat Abishua, and Abishua [fast forwards] ... begat Ahimaaz. Ahimaaz begat [fast forwards] ... and Amiriah onward, Amariah begets Ahitub. Ahitub begets [fast forwards] ... Shallum begat Hilkiah ... And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.