Krusty the Clown: Ahh, that dummy doesn't scare me. I've had plenty of guys come after me, and I've buried 'em all. Hobos, sea captains, Joey Bishop --
Miss Pennycandy: Don't forget the Special Olympics.
Krusty the Clown: Oh, yeah. I slaughtered the Special Olympics.
I always suspected that nothing in life mattered. Now I know for sure. Get bent.
-- Bart Simpson
Miss Pennycandy: I'm sorry to inform you that Krusty will once again not be joining Bart for dinner.
Marge: Oh, dear! This is the fifth time he's cancelled. How can he hurt someone who loves him so?
Miss Pennycandy: Oh, Mrs. Simpson, I've wasted my womanhood asking that same question. I apologize for him. Something really important came up at the last minute.
Krusty the Clown: Lousy mildew! Eh. That's good enough.