A rabbi would never exaggerate.

A rabbi would never exaggerate. A rabbi composes, he creates thoughts, he tells stories that may never have happened, but he does not exaggerate.

You'll do as I say or you'll get such a zetz that you won't even know what hit you!

Krusty the Clown: Papa? When I grow up, can I be a clown?

Rabbi Krustofsky: No! A clown is not a respected member of the community.

Krusty the Clown: But I wanna make people laugh.

Rabbi Krustofsky: Herschel, life is not fun. Life is serious. Seltzer is for drinking, not for spraying. Pie is for noshing, not for throwing.

Krusty the Clown: But, Papa--

Rabbi Krustofsky: But nothing! You'll do as I say or you'll get such a zetz that you won't even know what hit you!

Um... Is it right to buy a Chrysler?

Krusty the Clown: My father was the most respected man in the Lower East Side of Springfield. People would come from miles around to ask his advice.

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Man: Rabbi, should I buy a Chrysler?

Rabbi Krustofsky: Eh, could you rephrase that as a, as an ethical question?

Man: Um... Is it right to buy a Chrysler?

Rabbi Krustofsky: Oh, yes! For great is the car with power steering and dyna-flo suspension!