Homer: I'm just a big fool.
Karl: Oh no, you're not.
Homer: How do you know?
Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!
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Take a step and say it!
Karl: You don't belong here.
Homer: Huh?
Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.
Homer: Who told you?
Karl: You did. You told me, with the way you slump your shoulders, the way that you talk into your chest, the way you smother yourself in bargain basement lime-green polyester. I want you to say to yourself, "I deserve this. I love it. I am nature's greatest miracle." Go ahead, say it.
Homer: I- I-
Karl: Trust me, Homer.
Homer: I-
Karl: Take a step and say it!
Homer: I deserve this.
Karl: Louder.
Homer: I deserve this!
Karl: Shout it.
Homer: I am nature's greatest miracle!
Karl: I'll need three weeks' vacation and moving expenses.
Homer: You got it buddy!
Karl: Let's go shopping!
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