News reporter: Last week's capture of Bigfoot turned into the scientific poser of the century. Although the creature was ultimately released, the question remains: Who was this Homer? Was it a man or was it, in fact, the legendary missing link known as Bigfoot?
Homer: Can I have some applesauce?
Camping Man: Great camping trip, honey. Travelled 800 miles, haven't even seen a squirrel yet.
Camping Woman: Well, the ranger at the gate said we should watch out for bears.
Camping Man: Oh, bears! Mm-hmm. Right, right. Let me show you how many bears there are around here. Uh, hello, bears! Um, come on. Have a donut. Oh, what the heck, have me! Come and get it!
Homer: Is that a good siren? Am I approved?
Cowboy Bob: You ever known a siren to be good? No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren. That's the computer in case I went blind, telling me, "Sell the vehicle to this fella, and you're out of business." That's what the siren says.
Homer: Oh.
