Showing posts with label The Devil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Devil. Show all posts

Watch a little cable with us. It won't cost you a thing. Except your soul!

the simpsons sitting on the couch surrounded by flames in hell

The Devil: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us. It won't cost you a thing. Except your soul!

Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Marge: What's gotten into Lisa?

Bart: Beats the HELL out of me!

Homer: Bart!

Okay, let's just pull up your file here.

the devil pulling up bart simpson's file on his computer

Okay, let's just pull up your file here. Seems to be a mistake. According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now. Boy, is my face red.

Hey, I'm innocent, man!

the devil laughing at bart simpson

Bart: Hey, I'm innocent, man!

The Devil: Innocent! Everybody's innocent.