The Devil: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us. It won't cost you a thing. Except your soul!
Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Marge: What's gotten into Lisa?
Bart: Beats the HELL out of me!
Homer: Bart!
The Devil: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us. It won't cost you a thing. Except your soul!
Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Marge: What's gotten into Lisa?
Bart: Beats the HELL out of me!
Homer: Bart!
Okay, let's just pull up your file here. Seems to be a mistake. According to this, you're not due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the pennant. That's nearly a century from now. Boy, is my face red.