can we have a pool, dad?: The Way We Was

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Marge: Why so glum?

Homer: I got a problem. Once you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and then I'll never be able to let you go. And I never have.

Bart: Great story. Positively spellbinding. Work, damn you, work!

Homer: Bart! Pay attention. You may be telling this to your own son one day if something breaks.

"NO WAY"

Bart: Hey, what gives?

Lisa: Dad! Do something!

Homer: Alright, alright. Time for Dr. TV to perform a little surgery!

Bart: Looks like you lost the patient, Doc.

Homer: Shut up, boy.