My little guy's first rock concert.

marge simpson rubbing bart simpson's head

My little guy's first rock concert. I hope the Spinal Taps don't play too loud.

Dad, when Aunt Selma lights up her cigarette at the end of MacGyver, she'll be blown to kingdom come!

bart simpson pointing at a drawing of an explosion

Bart: Dad, when Aunt Selma lights up her cigarette at the end of MacGyver, she'll be blown to kingdom come!

Homer: Come again?

Bart: After trying four times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom and we were on our way.

Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?

sideshow bob shuddering at the thought of rubbing selma bouvier's feet

Selma: Bob, would you mind rubbing my feet?

Sideshow Bob: [shuddering groan]

Even murder has its ugly side.

sideshow bob scrubbing himself clean after having sex with selma bouvier

Selma: [moaning] Bob, one of my fillings fell out.

Sideshow Bob: Even murder has its ugly side.