Why I laugh?
Homer: This calls for a celebration. We're all going to Hawaii!
All: [gasping]
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It's April Fools' for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it's May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: Uh-huh.
All: [laughing]
Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!
All: [laughing]
Homer: Why I laugh?
Oof.
Homer: Oof.
Dr. Nick: Oh, dear. I see no signs of life. Just to be safe, we better pull the plug.
Ha, ha! April Fools'. I've been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks. Sucker!
Ha, ha! April Fools'. I've been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks. Sucker!
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