Showing posts with label Dr. Nick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dr. Nick. Show all posts

It's whisper quiet!

dr. nick riviera and troy mcclure selling the juice loosener

Troy McClure: Doctor, are you sure it's on? I can't hear a thing.

Dr. Nick: It's whisper quiet!

Oof.

dr. nick riviera booping homer in the stomach

Homer: Oof.

Dr. Nick: Oh, dear. I see no signs of life. Just to be safe, we better pull the plug.

The "B" is for bargain!

dr. nick riviera's television ad

You tried the best, now try the rest. Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The "B" is for bargain!

I will perform any operation for $129.95. Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap.

man playing with a chinese finger trap

I will perform any operation for $129.95. Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap.

Boo!

spiffy cleaner informercial crowd booing and shaking their fists at dr. nick riviera

Dr. Nick: I'm offering three bottles -- enough to clean one thousand tombstones -- for only thirty-nine ninety-five!

Audience: Boo!

Bad news! Your son is a very sick boy.

dr. nick riviera discussing bart simpson's x-rays

Bad news! Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at the x-rays! You see that dark spot there? Whiplash. And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No! That's trauma!