Troy McClure: Doctor, are you sure it's on? I can't hear a thing.
Dr. Nick: It's whisper quiet!
I will perform any operation for $129.95. Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap.
Dr. Nick: I'm offering three bottles -- enough to clean one thousand tombstones -- for only thirty-nine ninety-five!
Audience: Boo!
Bad news! Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at the x-rays! You see that dark spot there? Whiplash. And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No! That's trauma!