Bed goes up. Bed goes down.

Bed goes up. Bed goes down.

The "B" is for bargain!

You tried the best, now try the rest. Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The "B" is for bargain!

I will perform any operation for $129.95. Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap.

I will perform any operation for $129.95. Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap.

Son, they call it a "droodle."

Marge: Honey, did you have any luck?

Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.

Bart: What is it, Dad?

Homer: Son, they call it a "droodle."

Remember your Hippopotamus Oath!

Remember your Hippopotamus Oath!

Bad Cops, Bad Cops

Springfield Cops are on the take
But what do you expect for the money we make
Whether in a car or on a bus
We don't mind using excessive force
Bad Cops, Bad Cops, Bad Cops, Bad Cops