O Lord, why did you smite me with this family?

Homer: Dear Lord, Thank you for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean, our kids are uncontrollable hellions. Pardon my French, but they act like savages. Did you see them at the picnic? Oh, of course you did. You're everywhere. You're omnivorous. O Lord, why did you smite me with this family?

All: Amen!

Bart: Let's eat!

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