This is not the way to get healthy!

This is not the way to get healthy!

There's nothing necessarily wrong with hostile conflict. All I ask is that you use my patented aggression therapy mallets.

Okay, you wanna kill each other. That's good. That's healthy. There's nothing necessarily wrong with hostile conflict. All I ask is that you use my patented aggression therapy mallets.

Check it out. 250 big ones.

Cashier: Will you be paying by cash or check?

Homer: Cash, of course. I've got $250 right here with me. I'm holding it right now. Here it is. Look. Check it out. 250 big ones.

Bart: If you really want to impress her, show her the big, empty space where our TV used to be.

O Lord, why did you smite me with this family?

Homer: Dear Lord, Thank you for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean, our kids are uncontrollable hellions. Pardon my French, but they act like savages. Did you see them at the picnic? Oh, of course you did. You're everywhere. You're omnivorous. O Lord, why did you smite me with this family?

All: Amen!

Bart: Let's eat!

Well, toss it in the pile over there.

Homer: Oh, boss, look what we brought-- gelatin desserts.

Burns: Oh, for the love of Peter. That's all anybody brought. Some damn fool went around telling everyone I love that slimy goop. Well, toss it in the pile over there.