can we have a pool, dad?: August 2016

santa's little helper wagging his tail and panting happily

santa's little helper fighting a bear

books burning in the simpsons' fireplace

It looks so easy! Just like carving a turkey.

homer simpson carving the thanksgiving turkey and turkey pieces flying everywhere all over the guests

Marge: You are NOT going to perform that operation yourself.

Homer: But Marge! It looks so easy! Just like carving a turkey.

Uh, Mr. Burns... I need to borrow some money.

mr. burns rapidly pressing the security alarm button

Homer: Uh, Mr. Burns... I need to borrow some money.

Mr. Burns: Please, do go on...

Homer: I know you're a good man, and I have a dog that's very sick...

Mr. Burns: Oh, please, continue.

Homer: I thought maybe you... [seeing guards] Oh. Well, thanks for your time.

maggie simpson poking santa's little helper in the eyeball

bart simpson, lisa simpson, maggie simpson, and marge simpson sitting on homer simpson on the couch

vacation!

i’m going on vacation for a short time but i’ve scheduled some reruns on tumblr for your enjoyment.

Let's go, Simpson.

milhouse van houten busting bart simpson

Let's go, Simpson.

Oooh, big man!

bart simpson taunting principal skinner

Principal Skinner: Now Bart, in light of your recent service to the school, I've decided to be lenient. Four hundred days detention.

Bart: Four hundred days. I can do that standing on my head.

Principal Skinner: All right, five hundred days.

Bart: Oooh, big man!

Send in the battering ram.

springfield police using battering ram to break down the old springfield library doors

Send in the battering ram.

The dogs have picked up the scent of books.

police dogs sniffing at the old springfield library

The dogs have picked up the scent of books.

Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean.

miss hoover trying to calm herself down

Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean.

I've got to get out of here.

school children waving their papers in the air at their teacher miss hoover

I've got to get out of here.

Stupid Hoover. Thinks she's so smart.

lisa simpson clapping erasers after school

Stupid Hoover. Thinks she's so smart.

Lisa, what nineteenth century figure was nicknamed "Old Hickory"?

janey powell and other children laughing at a joke made by lisa simpson

Miss Hoover: Lisa, what nineteenth century figure was nicknamed "Old Hickory"?

Lisa: I don't know. You?

bart simpson saluting as the new school hall monitor

Whoa.

bad girls donna and tammy smoking in the bathroom

Tammy: Want a smoke?

Lisa: Uh... I'll smoke it in class.

Tammy and Donna: Whoa.

What do ya got?

lisa simpson playing with a toothpick in her mouth

Principal Skinner: I have never seen a good student take such a slide. Lisa, what are you rebelling against?

Lisa: What do ya got?

Pink belly! Pink belly! Pink belly!

jimbo jones giving milhouse van houten a pink belly, while kearney zzyzwicz and dolph starbeam egg him on

Bullies: Pink belly! Pink belly! Pink belly!

Bart: All right, break it up, boys. That belly ain't gonna get any pinker.

I think you've had enough, sister. C'mon, let's keep it moving.

bart simpson monitoring the water fountain while becky drinks

I think you've had enough, sister. C'mon, let's keep it moving.

Sleek, vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains.

principal seymour skinner cleaning the school puma statue

Sleek, vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains.

Mom, before you blame the dog, I think you should take a look at these surveillance photos.

marge simpson looking at pictures of homer simpson eating a chocolate cake

Mom, before you blame the dog, I think you should take a look at these surveillance photos.

santa's little helper sniffing a chocolate cake

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