All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.

All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says Capricorn, and something with coconut on it.

You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops.

Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops.

Chief Wiggum: They are? Oh, no! Have they set a date?

New Orleans!

Long before the Superdome
Where the Saints of football play
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet

New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks, and whores
New Orleans! Tacky overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell you should take that trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississip'

New Orleans! Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul
New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank
New Orleans!

Send in the battering ram.

Send in the battering ram.

The dogs have picked up the scent of books.

The dogs have picked up the scent of books.

Moe, Moe, Moe...

Moe, Moe, Moe...

Occasionally the police arrived to search my home.

Principal Skinner: Occasionally the police arrived to search my home. ... I shouted until I was hoarse, but they couldn't hear me.

[begin flashback]

Principal Skinner: I'm in here!

Chief Wiggum: Well, let's go.

[end flashback]

I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.

Princess Opal: I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.

Chief Wiggum: Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner.

Princess Opal: Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits. Willie Nelson will astound his fans by swimming the English Channel.

Chief Wiggum: Really? Willie Nelson?

I can assure you we'll be using the most advanced, scientific techniques in the field of... body finding.

I can assure you we'll be using the most advanced, scientific techniques in the field of... body finding.

If anyone has any information, please dial "O" and ask for the police. That number again, "O."

Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial "O" and ask for the police. That number again, "O."