Kent Brockman: Mr. Burns, you mentioned you wanted an opening tirade.
Mr. Burns: Yes, thank you, Kent. Fifteen minutes from now, I will wreak a terrible vengeance on this city! No one will be spared! No one!
Showing posts with label Kent Brockman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kent Brockman. Show all posts
During the war, Itchy and Scratchy put their differences aside and teamed up to fight a bigger foe.
During the war, Itchy and Scratchy put their differences aside and teamed up to fight a bigger foe.
[hiccup] Kill me... [hiccup] Kill me...
Kent Brockman: Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccuping for forty-five years.
Man: [hiccup] Kill me... [hiccup] Kill me...
And now, my exclusive interview with his Holiness, Pope John Paul II.
And now, my exclusive interview with his Holiness, Pope John Paul II.
Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!
Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
Children: [chanting] Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!
Kent Brockman: A group of school-age Spartacuses has taken this camp by force. Three counselors are missing and presumed scared.
Then he said, "How about Saturday?" I said, "Fine." True story.
I wanted to do something to help that boy. So I called my good friend Sting. He said, "Krusty, when do you need me?" I said Thursday -- he said, "I'm busy Thursday" -- I said, "What about Friday?" He said, "Friday's worse than Thursday." Then he said, "How about Saturday?" I said, "Fine." True story.
He's not so fat.
Kent Brockman: We watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
Homer: He's not so fat.
Twenty-five years and still burning strong.
Tonight, we salute the silver anniversary of The Great Springfield Tire Yard Fire. Twenty-five years and still burning strong.
Coming up next, an elephant who never forgets... to brush!
Coming up next, an elephant who never forgets... to brush!
Hello, I'm Kent Brockman and this is Eye on Springfield.
Hello, I'm Kent Brockman and this is Eye on Springfield.
The contents of the hijacked truck: some 12,000 cartons of Laramie 100s.
The contents of the hijacked truck: some 12,000 cartons of Laramie 100s.
This may have led to one of television's best-loved bloopers -- Krusty's near-fatal, on-the-air heart attack in 1986.
Kent Brockman: From his humble beginnings as a street mime in Tupelo, Mississippi, Krusty clowned his way to the top of a personal mini-empire with dozens of endorsements, including his own line of pork products. This may have led to one of television's best-loved bloopers -- Krusty's near-fatal, on-the-air heart attack in 1986.
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Krusty: Mmm. Look. Plump succulent sausage, honey-smoked bacon and glistening, sizzling -- I'm dying. I'm dying!
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