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children screaming at alphonse's broken body

christian fundamentalist school teacher and students shaking their fists

You know that rattle when you shake up spray paint? That's a kid's tooth.

bart simpson imitating shaking a spray paint can

You know that rattle when you shake up spray paint? That's a kid's tooth.

Youse guys wanna play stickball?

neighborhood kids playing video game stickball

Boy 1: Youse guys wanna play stickball?

Boy 2: Soitenly.

the babies at the ayn rand school for tots sucking their pacifiers loudly

Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!

children burning an effigy of krusty the clown

Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.

Children: [chanting] Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn!

Kent Brockman: A group of school-age Spartacuses has taken this camp by force. Three counselors are missing and presumed scared.

Those guys must be millionaires!

Bart: Those guys must be millionaires!

Nelson: I'll bet they get all kinds of girls!

Knock it off!

principal seymour skinner standing on the stage of the springfield elementary auditorium in front of a bunch of crazy kids

People... people... Allllll right. You know I can wait just as long as you. [Crosses his arms and waits, then] Knock it off!

children playing whack the weasel at bart simpson's birthday party at wall e. weasel's

children in audience clapping and cheering for krusty the clown

Children, I don't know how to break this to you... but... Principal Skinner is missing.

schoolchlidren cheering when mrs. krabappel tells them that principal skinner is missing

Mrs. Krabappel: Children, I don't know how to break this to you... but... Principal Skinner is missing.

Children: Yay!

children running amok in the chocolate factory

kids behaving badly in the chocolate factory auditorium

You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

bart simpson rubbing one of martin prince's posters on his butt

You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

We demand more asbestos!

bart simpson and children in class cheering for more asbestos

Martin: In a sample taken in this very classroom, a state inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!

Bart: That's not enough! We demand more asbestos!

children in class cheering on bart simpson, yelling whoo whoo whoo; mrs. krabappel looking defeated

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Bart! Bart! Bart!

bart simpson making faces in the classroom doorway

Mrs. Krabappel: People! What have I told you about encouraging him? When Bart wins approval for making a fool of himself, it makes him think that he's--

Milhouse: Yay, Bart!

Children: Bart! Bart! Bart!

Malignant spirochetes infest your bloodstream, eventually spreading to your spinal fluid and on into the brain.

principal skinner telling the class about ticks and lyme disease while lisa simpson listens attentively

Lyme disease is spread by small parasites called ticks. When a diseased tick attaches itself to you, it begins sucking your blood. Malignant spirochetes infest your bloodstream, eventually spreading to your spinal fluid and on into the brain.

You must be at least eight years old to enter.

Bart: Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air! The most beautiful women in the world! Just fifty cents! I am your host, Bart Simpson! You must be at least eight years old to enter.

TV: And now, The Top Hat Channel is honored to present: Broadcast Nudes.

All: Ooh!

Milhouse: Gross!

Martin: Yet strangely compelling.