I wanted to do something to help that boy. So I called my good friend Sting. He said, "Krusty, when do you need me?" I said Thursday -- he said, "I'm busy Thursday" -- I said, "What about Friday?" He said, "Friday's worse than Thursday." Then he said, "How about Saturday?" I said, "Fine." True story.
Although we can't reach the boy, we can freeze him with liquid nitrogen so that future generations can rescue him.
Robot Weasel: Hey there, I hear it's your birthday. How old are you?
Bart: Well, I'm --
Robot Weasel: [cutting him off] That's great! Would you like us to sing you a special song?
Bart: Hell, no.
Robot Weasel: You got it! Ready, Señor Beaver-otti?
Señor Beaver-otti: I'm-a ready. And-a one and-a two...
Robot Animals: [singing] You're the birthday / You're the birthday / You're the birthday / Boy or girl!
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