TV Announcer: Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!
Bart: Did you see that?
Homer: Yeah.
Bart: What's Gabbo?
Homer: I figure it's some guy's name. Some guy named Gabbo.
TV Announcer: Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!
Bart: Did you see that?
Homer: Yeah.
Bart: What's Gabbo?
Homer: I figure it's some guy's name. Some guy named Gabbo.
TV Announcer: Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore. Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of "Hooray for Everything!"
Singers: Hey kids / Take a walk on the wild side / And all the races sing! / Doo doo doo / Shoo-bee doo-bee doo / Doo doo doo / Shoo-bee doo-bee doo / Yeah!
If you want suspense... romance... you'll find it in the Itchy and Scratchy Movie. Coming to a theater near you. [quick muttered disclaimer] 53% new footage.
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Our $50,000 home video finalists are: "Man Breaking Hip." "Dog on Fire." Ruff. Anybody order a hot dog? And finally, "Baby With a Nail Gun."