Showing posts with label Scratchy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scratchy. Show all posts

If you want suspense... romance...

If you want suspense...romance...

If you want suspense... romance... you'll find it in the Itchy and Scratchy Movie. Coming to a theater near you. [quick muttered disclaimer] 53% new footage.

You are my best friend.

itchy and scratchy peacefully sitting on a porch in rocking chairs enjoying lemonade

Scratchy: Lemonade?

Itchy: Please.

Scratchy: I made it just for you.

Itchy: You are my best friend.

scratchy brushing his hair with two bombs instead of eyeballs

The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

itchy and scratchy hitting each other during their theme song

They fight and bite
They fight and bite and fight
Bite bite bite, fight fight fight
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!