can we have a pool, dad?: Flaming Moe's

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Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over the counter children's cough syrup!

homer simpson laughing maniacally and standing high up in the roof of moe's tavern, flaming moes, covering half of his face, a la the phantom of the opera

Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over the counter children's cough syrup!

The secret ingredient is...

homer simpson laughing and standing high up in the roof of moe's tavern, flaming moes, covering half of his face, a la the phantom of the opera

Fools! You poor, pathetic, misguided creatures, choking down your Flaming Moe's. All the time wondering, "How does he do it?" Well, I'm going to tell you. The secret ingredient is...

Hi, Homer! Hey, Homer!

moe syzslaks surrounding and greeting homer simpson

Hi, Homer! Hey, Homer!

Moe, Moe, Moe...

homer simpson standing with his head lowered in front of a wall of tv screens; moe syzslak's face appearing on the tv screens

Moe, Moe, Moe...

This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now.

bart simpson making prank call to moe's tavern, twirling the phone cord in his fingers, while speaking with hugh jass

Moe: Flaming Moe's.

Bart: Uh yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.

Moe: [into phone] Hold on. I'll check. [to crowd] Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass.

Hugh: Oh, I'm Hugh Jass.

Moe: Telephone.

Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.

Bart: Uh... hi.

Hugh: Who's this?

Bart: Bart Simpson.

Hugh: What can I do for you, Bart?

Bart: Uh, look. I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now.

Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up] What a nice young man.

If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.

moe szyslak toy bobbling in a display case labeled flaming moe's boutique

How could you do this to me, Moe? This bar was going under and it was the drink I invented that saved it. If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.

C'mon, guys. Free pickled eggs.

aerosmith playing "walk this way" at flaming moe's tavern in front of a flashing neon flaming moe's sign

Moe: Ladies and gentlemen, some new buddies of mine stopped by tonight. Maybe we can get 'em to come up here. How about a warm "Flaming Moe's" welcome for Aerosmith?

Aerosmith: I don't think so, Moe. Yeah, we're just hangin' out.

Moe: C'mon, guys. Free pickled eggs.

Aerosmith: Alright! Yeah!