Oh, you stupid dryer!
Showing posts with label Moe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Moe. Show all posts
Ah, the mirthless laugh of the damned. Hold your nose, Smithers, we're going in!
Ah, the mirthless laugh of the damned. Hold your nose, Smithers, we're going in!
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic!
Every teddy bear who's been good is sure of a treat today
There's lots of marvelous things to eat, and wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees, where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic!
This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now.
Moe: Flaming Moe's.
Bart: Uh yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.
Moe: [into phone] Hold on. I'll check. [to crowd] Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass.
Hugh: Oh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe: Telephone.
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart: Uh... hi.
Hugh: Who's this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Hugh: What can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh, look. I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up] What a nice young man.
If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
How could you do this to me, Moe? This bar was going under and it was the drink I invented that saved it. If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
C'mon, guys. Free pickled eggs.
Moe: Ladies and gentlemen, some new buddies of mine stopped by tonight. Maybe we can get 'em to come up here. How about a warm "Flaming Moe's" welcome for Aerosmith?
Aerosmith: I don't think so, Moe. Yeah, we're just hangin' out.
Moe: C'mon, guys. Free pickled eggs.
Aerosmith: Alright! Yeah!
Whoa! Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited.
Whoa! Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited.
You're too late, Homer. Barney sucked it dry. Cut his gums up pretty bad.
You're too late, Homer. Barney sucked it dry. Cut his gums up pretty bad.
I spent my last ten grand on the "Love Tester."
I got behind on my beer payments. The distributor cut me off and I spent my last ten grand on the "Love Tester."
Oh sorry, I forgot we're out of beer.
Homer: Could I get a beer?
Moe: Uh, yeah, sure. Oh sorry, I forgot we're out of beer.
Homer: Ahh!
Moe's Tavern. Hold on, I'll check.
Moe's Tavern. Hold on, I'll check. ... Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
Is that a new kind of Mace? Really painful.
Hey, you're Homer's sister in law, right? I remember you, but I don't remember you being so beau[belches]tiful. Ow! Hey! [belching and coughing] Is that a new kind of Mace? Really painful.
Is Seymour there? Last name Butts.
Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butts.
Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey, everybody. I wanna Seymour Butts! Wait a minute. Listen, you little scum-sucking pus bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
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