Give her this... and this... and then these.

Man in white coat: Give her this... and this... and then these.

Selma: Thank you, Doctor.

Man in white coat: Oh, I'm not a doctor.

I don't think George Washington will ever be the same.

I don't think George Washington will ever be the same.

Hmm, well, you've cooled down.

Marge: Hmm, well, you've cooled down.

Homer: That's what you think. [purrs]

You're charming the pants off of me.

Bart: Beer Goggles -- See the world through the eyes of a drunk. Wow!

Selma: [sexy voice] You're charming the pants off of me.

Bart: What'd you say, Aunt Selma?

Selma: I said take off those damn glasses!

Let's see if they wore underwear back then.

Let's see if they wore underwear back then.

S-s-so cold.

S-s-so cold.

What a beautiful little girl.

Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality?

Sperm Doctor: Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening process.

Barney: All done!

Nurse: Thank you.

Barney: Always a pleasure. What a beautiful little girl.

Baby: [Barney belch]

Other Babies: [belch] [belch] [belch]

Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of "Hooray for Everything!"

TV Announcer: Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore. Now featuring the clean-shaven sounds of "Hooray for Everything!"

Singers: Hey kids / Take a walk on the wild side / And all the races sing! / Doo doo doo / Shoo-bee doo-bee doo / Doo doo doo / Shoo-bee doo-bee doo / Yeah!

Patty, I want a baby.

Patty, I want a baby.