Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality?
Sperm Doctor: Don't worry. Our donors have to pass a rigorous screening process.
Barney: All done!
Nurse: Thank you.
Barney: Always a pleasure. What a beautiful little girl.
Baby: [Barney belch]
Other Babies: [belch] [belch] [belch]
But in real life, Santa would be suffering from gallstones, hypertension, impotence, and diabetes.
Americans have grown up with the image of the jolly fat man. Dom DeLuise, Alfred Hitchcock, and of course, Santa Claus.
Nurse 1: Doctor, you weren't supposed to remove his gall bladder.
Nurse 2: Put it back! Put it back!