And now, my exclusive interview with his Holiness, Pope John Paul II.

And now, my exclusive interview with his Holiness, Pope John Paul II.

Congratulations Lisa. You're the new Little Miss Springfield.

Congratulations Lisa. You're the new Little Miss Springfield.

Coming up next, a new fad that's sweeping the nation: wasting food.

Coming up next, a new fad that's sweeping the nation: wasting food.

Left a good job in the city, workin' for the man every night and day...

Left a good job in the city, workin' for the man every night and day...

There's nothing to it. Gimme those heels.

There's nothing to it. Gimme those heels.

Ooh, shudder!

I said step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-step, not step-pause-turn-pause-pivot-step-pause! Ooh, shudder!

I'll take you to the beauty parlor and show you just how lovely you can be.

Marge: This afternoon, I'll take you to the beauty parlor and show you just how lovely you can be.

Bart: And later I'll teach you the tricks of the trade: taping your swimsuit to your butt, petroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile, and the ancient art of padding.

Wait. She's about to bring out the big guns.

Ramona: Amber Dempsey.

Bitsy: In the same week she was "Pork Princess" and "Little Miss Kosher."

Lisa: She's beautiful.

Ramona: Wait. She's about to bring out the big guns.

Bitsy: Eyelash implants.

Lisa: I thought those were illegal.

Bitsy: Not in Paraguay.

Ha, ha, you lose!

Booth Person: I'd say... 53 years old and 420 pounds.

Homer: Ha, ha, you lose! 36 and 239!