Kent Brockman: Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccuping for forty-five years.
Man: [hiccup] Kill me... [hiccup] Kill me...
Kent Brockman: Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccuping for forty-five years.
Man: [hiccup] Kill me... [hiccup] Kill me...
Kent Brockman: We watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
Homer: He's not so fat.