Get to the money!
Showing posts with label Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Show all posts
New Orleans!
Long before the Superdome
Where the Saints of football play
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet
New Orleans! Home of pirates, drunks, and whores
New Orleans! Tacky overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell you should take that trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississip'
New Orleans! Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans! Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul
New Orleans! Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank
New Orleans!
Ooh, they used nylon rope this time.
Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous.
Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices.
Mrs. Krabappel: One scratch and win, Apu.
Apu: Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. Still teaching?
Mrs. Krabappel: Let's see.
This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated.
Krusty the Clown: Ooh, SEX-CHAT!
Voice: You've reached the Party Line. In a moment, you'll be connected to a hot party with some of the world's most beautiful women. Now, let's join the party!
Krusty the Clown: Hello?
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Hello?
Apu: Are there any women here?
Krusty the Clown: Hello?!
Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
Krusty the Clown: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?!
Apu: This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated.
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