Showing posts with label Marge vs. the Monorail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marge vs. the Monorail. Show all posts

And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon

popsicle stick skyscraper, fifty foot magnifying glass, and escalator to nowhere

And that was the only folly the people of Springfield ever embarked upon -- except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper, and the 50 foot magnifying glass, and that escalator to nowhere.

Didn't I?

leonard nimoy beaming up

Leonard Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.

Barney: What do you mean, your work is done? You didn't do anything.

Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I?

You crazy car. I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.

truckasaurus lifting a car up and down

Announcer: Coming soon, it's Truckasaurus: The Movie starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.

Truckasaurus: You crazy car. I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.

Announcer: Celebrity voice impersonated.

Monorail!

townspeople raising and waving their hands while singing the monorail song

Lyle Lanely: I swear it's Springfield's only choice. Throw up your hands, and raise your voice!

Crowd: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Crowd: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again!

Crowd: Monorail!

Hello, Lisa. I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go. Defile what I defile. Eat who I eat.

genghis khan talking to lisa simpson

Hello, Lisa. I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go. Defile what I defile. Eat who I eat.

What do they do with these things after we seal 'em?

lenny leonard and carl carlson welding a barrle of toxic waste

Lenny: What do they do with these things after we seal 'em?

Carl: I hear they dump them in an abandoned chalk mine and cover 'em with cement.

Lenny: I hear they're sending 'em to one of those southern states where the governor's a crook.

Carl: Either way I'm sleeping good tonight!