Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
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What do they do with these things after we seal 'em?
Lenny: What do they do with these things after we seal 'em?
Carl: I hear they dump them in an abandoned chalk mine and cover 'em with cement.
Lenny: I hear they're sending 'em to one of those southern states where the governor's a crook.
Carl: Either way I'm sleeping good tonight!
You will give one hundred and ten percent.
Hypnotist: You are all very good players.
All the players: [hypnotized] We are all very good players.
Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville.
All the players: [hypnotized] We will beat Shelbyville.
Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent.
All the players: [hypnotized] That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most any one can give.
Lucky drunks.
Horst: Do we have any alcoholics among us?
Employee 1: Uh, me.
Employee 2: Right here.
Employee 3: Uh, I'm drunk right now.
Horst: You'll be given a six-week treatment at our drying out facility in Hawaii, after which you'll return at full pay.
Employee 1: Oh, great!
Employee 2: Great!
Employee 3: Hey, maybe I'll marry Elizabeth Taylor.
Homer: Lucky drunks.
One last taste of bachelor freedom!
Carl: One last taste of bachelor freedom!
Lenny: Presenting Princess Kashmir, queen of the mysterious East.
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