Ozzie Smith: How long does it take to see this thing? I'm kind of in a hurry.
Ticket taker: Well, it's hard to say, my friend. Once you go in, you may never come out.
Ozzie Smith: Wow! One please.
Ozzie Smith: How long does it take to see this thing? I'm kind of in a hurry.
Ticket taker: Well, it's hard to say, my friend. Once you go in, you may never come out.
Ozzie Smith: Wow! One please.
Hypnotist: You are all very good players.
All the players: [hypnotized] We are all very good players.
Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville.
All the players: [hypnotized] We will beat Shelbyville.
Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent.
All the players: [hypnotized] That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most any one can give.