Dr. Hibbert: Uh, Mike, try to lift your arm.
Mike Scioscia: Can't... lift... arm... or... speak... at... normal... rate.
Dr. Hibbert: Well, I'm afraid you have a case of acute radiation poisoning, Mr. Scioscia.
Mike Scioscia: Will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?
Dr. Hibbert: [chuckles] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breathe.
Mike Scioscia: Oh... man.
Hypnotist: You are all very good players.
All the players: [hypnotized] We are all very good players.
Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville.
All the players: [hypnotized] We will beat Shelbyville.
Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent.
All the players: [hypnotized] That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most any one can give.