Barney: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston.
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder.
Barney: Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!
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You will give one hundred and ten percent.
Hypnotist: You are all very good players.
All the players: [hypnotized] We are all very good players.
Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville.
All the players: [hypnotized] We will beat Shelbyville.
Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent.
All the players: [hypnotized] That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most any one can give.
Oh, by the way, you new fellows, there's a sign up sheet for the company softball team on the bulletin board over there.
And now I'd like to introduce the new members of our happy power plant family. Our new security guard Roger Clemens, our new janitor Wade Boggs, our new lunchroom cashier Ken Griffey, Jr., our new, well uh, we'll make up jobs for these fellows later. Please say hello to Steve Sax, Don Mattingly, Darryl Strawberry, Ozzie Smith, Mike Scioscia, and Jose Canseco. Oh, by the way, you new fellows, there's a sign up sheet for the company softball team on the bulletin board over there. Eh, just in case you wish to play.
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