Let's go, Simpson.

Let's go, Simpson.

Oooh, big man!

Principal Skinner: Now Bart, in light of your recent service to the school, I've decided to be lenient. Four hundred days detention.

Bart: Four hundred days. I can do that standing on my head.

Principal Skinner: All right, five hundred days.

Bart: Oooh, big man!

Send in the battering ram.

Send in the battering ram.

The dogs have picked up the scent of books.

The dogs have picked up the scent of books.

Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean.

Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean.

I've got to get out of here.

I've got to get out of here.

Stupid Hoover. Thinks she's so smart.

Stupid Hoover. Thinks she's so smart.

Lisa, what nineteenth century figure was nicknamed "Old Hickory"?

Miss Hoover: Lisa, what nineteenth century figure was nicknamed "Old Hickory"?

Lisa: I don't know. You?

Whoa.

Tammy: Want a smoke?

Lisa: Uh... I'll smoke it in class.

Tammy and Donna: Whoa.

What do ya got?

Principal Skinner: I have never seen a good student take such a slide. Lisa, what are you rebelling against?

Lisa: What do ya got?

Pink belly! Pink belly! Pink belly!

Bullies: Pink belly! Pink belly! Pink belly!

Bart: All right, break it up, boys. That belly ain't gonna get any pinker.

I think you've had enough, sister. C'mon, let's keep it moving.

I think you've had enough, sister. C'mon, let's keep it moving.

Sleek, vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains.

Sleek, vigilant puma. Principal of the mountains.

Mom, before you blame the dog, I think you should take a look at these surveillance photos.

Mom, before you blame the dog, I think you should take a look at these surveillance photos.

What's the point? They'll never notice.

Marge: Lisa, I know you're down on homemaking, but it can really let you be creative. See, this morning I turned bacon, eggs, and toast into a nice smiley face for Bart and Homer.

Lisa: What's the point? They'll never notice.