If you want suspense... romance... you'll find it in the Itchy and Scratchy Movie. Coming to a theater near you. [quick muttered disclaimer] 53% new footage.
Let's get him a present.
Grampa: Look what your bad egg of a son did to my teeth!
Homer: Dad, you and your stories. "Bart broke my teeth." "The nurses are stealing my money." "This thing on my neck is getting bigger."
Marge: Now this is exactly what Bart's teacher was talking about. Our son did something wrong and you look the other way.
Homer: But Marge, look at that hangdog expression. He's learned his lesson. Let's get him a present.
All right, ladies. Prepare to be blown away by "Bang-Bang Bart!"
All right, ladies. Prepare to be blown away by "Bang-Bang Bart!"
I don't have to sit here and take this. I ... [falls asleep, snores]
I don't have to sit here and take this. I ... [falls asleep, snores]
Star Trek XII - So Very Tired
Captain's log Stardate 6051: had trouble sleeping last night... my hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp. I complain but nobody listens.
Homer, did you barricade the door?
Marge: Homer, did you barricade the door?
Homer: Why? Oh, the zombies. No.
Cullen, Rayburn, Narz, Trebek! Zabar, Kresge, Caldor, Walmart!
Cullen, Rayburn, Narz, Trebek! Zabar, Kresge, Caldor, Walmart!
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