Ladies and gentlemen, may I invite you to behold: Montgomery Burns.
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He's just a mean little SOB!
Marge: Homer! What are you doing? Give me that!
Homer: No, Burns is right. What's the use?
Marge: Don't you listen to him! He's just a mean little SOB!
It's scalding me as we speak.
Mr. Burns: Bah! Too hot!
Smithers: You're right, sir. It's scalding me as we speak.
Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinking / What the hell have you been drinking?
Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinking
What the hell have you been drinking?
Is it water? Is it wine?
Oh, my gosh, it's turpentine!
Now Homer, we've got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.
Marge: Now Homer, we've got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.
Homer: Whoa, wait a minute. Well hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things.
Marge: Well, they're only 35 calories apiece.
Homer: Hello? Hello! Hello, taste? Where are you?
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