Showing posts with label Coach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coach. Show all posts

C'mon, c'mon! Don't you realize this is costing me money?

homer simpson talking on the phone with the coach's hotline

Coach: [very slowly] You have reached the Coach's Hot...

Homer: Line...

Coach: line.

Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, coach.

Coach: In the game of Mi-a-mi...

Homer: Mm-hm.

Coach: ...versus Cin-

Homer: Cincinnati...

Coach: cin-

Homer: Cincinnati.

Coach: nat-

Homer: Cincinnati.

Coach: ti...

Homer: C'mon, c'mon! Don't you realize this is costing me money?

Coach: [slowly] We must consider many things. The wind...

Homer: D'oh, not the wind.

Coach: ...is blowing out of the west...

Homer: Oh...

Coach: at five

Homer: ...miles per hour.

Coach: knots...

Five dollars for the first minute. Two dollars for each additional minute.

money raining down on coach on tv commercial

Well you need to know the winners. And I know the winners. So call me now! Whoa! [fast] Five dollars for the first minute. Two dollars for each additional minute.