Lisa: Come on, Dad!
Homer: [breathless] It's beautiful.
Lisa: Isn't it though?
Homer: After I catch my breath... can we... go... home?
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We're gonna rock around the world tonight!
Aliens: One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock! Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock! Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock rock! We're gonna rock around the world tonight!
Bart: Oh, this sucks. C'mon snipers. Where are you?
People of Earth, we've come ten billion light years to bring you this halftime message of peace.
People of Earth, we've come ten billion light years to bring you this halftime message of peace.
Oh, every note is like a dagger in my heart.
[hearing Lisa play her sax upstairs] Oh, every note is like a dagger in my heart.
So... do you think the Cowboys will beat the spread?
Homer: Look Lisa, honey, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. But I really had a good time watching football with you. And I think you had a good time with me.
Lisa: Yeah, I did.
Homer: Well, c'mon, we can still watch the Super Bowl together. Can't we? Eh? Huh? [chuckles]
Lisa: [warming] Well, I would like to see what all the fuss is about.
Homer: It's a date! [slyly] So... do you think the Cowboys will beat the spread?
Lisa: [goes cold] Put me down.
Look Lisa, I bought you a Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat.
Look Lisa, I bought you a Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat.
My third husband bought me this. Give me some chips for it.
Lisa: My third husband bought me this. Give me some chips for it.
Dealer: Are you sure, ma'am?
Lisa: Don't tell me what to do, Sonny. I've been gambling since I was eight. And I've been hockin' jewelry since I was twelve. Now give me some chips!
So that's it. You just wanted me to help you gamble. You never wanted to be with me at all.
Lisa: So that's it. You just wanted me to help you gamble. You never wanted to be with me at all.
Marge: You're a very selfish man.
Box: Go to hell! Go to hell!
Bart: Hey, once again. Great present, Dad.
The kids are happy, you smell like Meryl Streep, and I've got that foot massager I've always wanted.
Look, what's the problem? The kids are happy, you smell like Meryl Streep, and I've got that foot massager I've always wanted.
Dad, I promise you I will never get tired of this.
Dad, I promise you I will never get tired of this.
Shut up. Shut up. Kiss my butt. Shut up. Go to Hell. Go to Hell.
Shut up. Shut up. Kiss my butt. Shut up. Go to Hell. Go to Hell.
He doesn't look too happy.
Bret: It is the playoffs, it's five below and there's one loyal fan wearing nothing but a g-string and the team colors painted on his body.
Jimmy: He doesn't look too happy.
Bret: Well, maybe the paint has shut off his pores and he's slowly suffocating. Still, that is a real fan.
Marco, just bring us your freshest bottle of wine. Chop, chop.
Marco, just bring us your freshest bottle of wine. Chop, chop.
C'mon, c'mon! Don't you realize this is costing me money?
Coach: [very slowly] You have reached the Coach's Hot...
Homer: Line...
Coach: line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, coach.
Coach: In the game of Mi-a-mi...
Homer: Mm-hm.
Coach: ...versus Cin-
Homer: Cincinnati...
Coach: cin-
Homer: Cincinnati.
Coach: nat-
Homer: Cincinnati.
Coach: ti...
Homer: C'mon, c'mon! Don't you realize this is costing me money?
Coach: [slowly] We must consider many things. The wind...
Homer: D'oh, not the wind.
Coach: ...is blowing out of the west...
Homer: Oh...
Coach: at five
Homer: ...miles per hour.
Coach: knots...
Five dollars for the first minute. Two dollars for each additional minute.
Well you need to know the winners. And I know the winners. So call me now! Whoa! [fast] Five dollars for the first minute. Two dollars for each additional minute.
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