Homer: Well... I really should discuss this with my wife.
Dealer: Your wife? [imitating whipcrack]
Homer: What? You think I'm going to buy a $20,000 truck just because you make that noise?
Dealer: [imitating whipcracks]
Homer: I'll take it!
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My third husband bought me this. Give me some chips for it.
Lisa: My third husband bought me this. Give me some chips for it.
Dealer: Are you sure, ma'am?
Lisa: Don't tell me what to do, Sonny. I've been gambling since I was eight. And I've been hockin' jewelry since I was twelve. Now give me some chips!
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