can we have a pool, dad?: I Married Marge

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Ahh, Bart. Daddy's little angel.

little newborn baby bart simpson holding a lighter

Ahh, Bart. Daddy's little angel.

Hey, as long as he's got eight fingers and eight toes, he's fine by me.

little newborn baby bart simpson waving at homer simpson

Hey, as long as he's got eight fingers and eight toes, he's fine by me.

Homie, isn't he beautiful?

little newborn baby bart simpson wiggling in homer simpson's arms

Homie, isn't he beautiful?

They get donuts?

rolling donut truck sparkling and driving up to the springfield nuclear power plant

Homer: They get donuts?

Driver: That's right. All the colors of the rainbow!

Homer: Wowww.

I thought you said you liked dogs.

dogs attacking homer simpson at the pitiless pup attack dog school

Homer: Aaah! I quit! I quit!

Boss: I thought you said you liked dogs.

Handle first, handle first...

elderly lady screaming because homer simpson handed her a nev-r-dull knife with the blade first

Homer: Good evening, Madame. You have been selected by the good people of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new Nev-R-Dull knife edge. Here... shake hands with the Slash-Co.

Elderly Lady: Aaah!

Homer: (to self) Handle first, handle first...

How ya doin', you old Alpha Tau!

smithers and lou collier, his old frat buddy, greeting each other with a special frat buddy handshake with wiggly fingers

Smithers: We only have two openings, so I'm afraid one of you will have to go home empty-handed... But it won't be my old frat buddy, Lou Collier! How ya doin', you old Alpha Tau!

Lou Collier: Smithers, you keg-meister, you!

Pfft.

Marge: I heard radiation can make you sterile.

Homer: Pfft. Now you tell me.

Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding is on the house.

woman punching marriage card at shotgun pete's wedding chapel

Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding is on the house.

Finally, the big day came.

Finally, the big day came. We didn't have much money, so we went to a quaint little chapel just across the state line.

She's gonna marry me. In your face, everybody!

homer simpson honking his car horn and turning his headlights on and off in celebration of marge bouvier saying she will marry him

Homer: So, will you marry me?

Marge: Yes!

Homer: Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Yeah! She's gonna marry me. In your face, everybody! Woo hoo!

Oh, Homer this is the most beautiful moment of my life!

marge bouvier enjoying the moment; homer simpson leaning over the driver's seat of his car looking for the card on which he wrote his proposal speech

Homer: Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say "no" it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.

Marge: Well, I haven't said "no" to you lately, have I?

Homer: Marge, I... Damn it, where's that card?

Marge: What card?

Homer: Oh, I wrote down what I was gonna say on a card. Stupid thing must have fallen out of my pocket.

Marge: Is this it?

Homer: What's it say?

Marge: "Marge, from the first moment I saw you I never wanted to be with anyone else. I don't have much to offer you... except all my love. Will you marry me?"

Homer: That's the card. Give it here.

Marge: Oh, Homer this is the most beautiful moment of my life!

homer simpson and marge bouvier sitting in homer simpson's car at inspiration point overlooking springfield and the springfield nuclear power plant

Don't worry. This castle is impregnable!

free game sign flashing and making noise at the golf course

Don't worry. This castle is impregnable!

marge simpson and homer simpson waiting to see the empire strikes back at the aztec