Oh, I hate having two heads.
Showing posts with label If I Only Had a Brain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label If I Only Had a Brain. Show all posts
Oh, Smithers, when you look at me with those puppy dog eyes...
Mr. Burns: Now, take out that brain and flush it down the toilet.
Smithers: Sir, his family might appreciate it if you returned the brain to his body.
Mr. Burns: Oh, come on. It's 11:45! Oh, Smithers, when you look at me with those puppy dog eyes... all right.
It's alive!
Look, Smithers, a twitch. It's moving. It's alive! Oh, that fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad. Well, who's mad now?
Smithers, hand me that ice cream scoop.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, hand me that ice cream scoop.
Smithers: Ice cream scoop?
Mr. Burns: Damn it, Smithers! This isn't rocket science; it's brain surgery!
Well, who is a model ... employee?
Smithers: Wait a minute, sir. That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Mr. Burns: Well, who is a model ... employee?
Smithers: Ehhh... Simpson will do just fine, sir.
How'd you know I was sleeping?
Smithers: Attention, Homer Simpson. Attention, Homer Simpson. Wake up, Homer.
Homer: Huh? What?
Smithers: You're fired.
Homer: For what?
Smithers: For sleeping on the job.
Homer: How'd you know I was sleeping?
Smithers: We've been watching you on the surveillance camera.
Homer: Camera? D'oh!
Look at them, Smithers. Goldbrickers, lay-abouts, slug-a-beds...
Look at them, Smithers. Goldbrickers, lay-abouts, slug-a-beds...
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