Showing posts with label Marge Gets a Job. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marge Gets a Job. Show all posts

Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

lionel hutz shaking a bottle of alcohol

Lionel Hutz: Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

You... have a husband?

marge simpson and an imaginary dream version of homer simpson riding in a convertible

You... have a husband? Yes, I can picture him now. Rugged good looks, sweater knotted about his shoulders, curly locks shining in the sun like spun gold.

You mean like, "Child Labor Day?"

mr. montgomery burns tenting his fingers

Mr. Burns: Marge, what can we do?

Marge: Well, you could give them healthier snacks... theme days...

Mr. Burns: You mean like, "Child Labor Day?"

Marge: Mmm. Actually I was thinking of "Funny Hat Day."

mr. montgomery burns's heart beating

Smithers, my heart's pounding like a jackhammer.