Hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, uh, mayor's office.

People of Springfield, because of the epidemic, I have canceled my vacation to the Bahamas. I shall not leave the city -- Hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, uh, mayor's office.

In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster, this sign will tell you, the good citizens of Springfield, what to do.

Mayor Quimby: In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster, this sign will tell you, the good citizens of Springfield, what to do.

Homer: Joke's on them. If the core explodes, there won't be any power to light that sign.