Showing posts with label Blood Feud. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blood Feud. Show all posts

Don't you dare sully this moment with your price-taggery.

mr. burns pressing his face against the glass of the window display

Smithers: But, sir, it's $32,000!

Mr. Burns: Don't you dare sully this moment with your price-taggery. It's perfect.

Eureka! We've found it!

mr. burns pointing at the perfect gift for the simpsons

Eureka! We've found it!

Too cornball.

waylon smithers playing a banjo

Too cornball.

He saved Mr. Burns's life!

joey crusher, one of mr. burns' hired goons, comforting waylon smithers

Joey: What did Homie do anyway?

Smithers: [sobbing] He saved Mr. Burns's life!

Oh, look, Maggie! What is that? Dodecahedron! Dodecahedron!

lisa simpson teaching maggie simpson the word dodecahedron

Lisa: Oh, look, Maggie! What is that? Dodecahedron! Dodecahedron!

Homer: Lisa, I don't know what you're doing, but it's very strange, and your father's trying to worry!

Ooh, pancakes.

homer simpson eating his pillow in his sleep while dreaming of eating pancakes

Ooh, pancakes.

Let me wash up.

otto cleaning his hands with a moist towelette before drawing bart simpson's blood for mr. burns

Bart: Whoa! Otto-man, you work here?

Otto: Oh yeah. During the day all my friends are in school so I got a job as a certified bloodletting tech-dude!

Homer: Now let's get this show on the road.

Otto: Okay. Let me wash up. [humming Black Sabbath's “Iron Man”]

Must turn over. Got to greet dignitaries.

mr. burns writhing on the floor of his bedroom

Must turn over. Got to greet dignitaries.

In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster, this sign will tell you, the good citizens of Springfield, what to do.

nuclear plant conditions sign flashing the message "core explosion. repent sins."

Mayor Quimby: In the off-chance of a nuclear disaster, this sign will tell you, the good citizens of Springfield, what to do.

Homer: Joke's on them. If the core explodes, there won't be any power to light that sign.