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Showing posts with label stockbroker. Show all posts

Woo hoo! Twenty-five dollars!

homer simpson imagining himself getting his hair cut

Homer: What should I do?

Stockbroker: Well, let me put it this way. You'll get twenty-five dollars if you sell now.

Homer: Sell! Sell! Sell! Woo hoo! Twenty-five dollars! Ooooh...

Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain constitutional rights.

homer simpson's stockbroker smoking a cigar while talking on the phone

Stockbroker: Homer, it's your stockbroker. Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.

Homer: I own stock?

Stockbroker: Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain constitutional rights.