Homer: What should I do?
Stockbroker: Well, let me put it this way. You'll get twenty-five dollars if you sell now.
Homer: Sell! Sell! Sell! Woo hoo! Twenty-five dollars! Ooooh...
Homer: What should I do?
Stockbroker: Well, let me put it this way. You'll get twenty-five dollars if you sell now.
Homer: Sell! Sell! Sell! Woo hoo! Twenty-five dollars! Ooooh...
Stockbroker: Homer, it's your stockbroker. Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.
Homer: I own stock?
Stockbroker: Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain constitutional rights.