Marco, just bring us your freshest bottle of wine. Chop, chop.

Marco, just bring us your freshest bottle of wine. Chop, chop.

Oh Bart, you could use some new underwear too.

Oh Bart, you could use some new underwear too.

In here, Mom. But don't open the --

Marge: Bart?

Bart: In here, Mom. But don't open the --

C'mon, c'mon! Don't you realize this is costing me money?

Coach: [very slowly] You have reached the Coach's Hot...

Homer: Line...

Coach: line.

Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, coach.

Coach: In the game of Mi-a-mi...

Homer: Mm-hm.

Coach: ...versus Cin-

Homer: Cincinnati...

Coach: cin-

Homer: Cincinnati.

Coach: nat-

Homer: Cincinnati.

Coach: ti...

Homer: C'mon, c'mon! Don't you realize this is costing me money?

Coach: [slowly] We must consider many things. The wind...

Homer: D'oh, not the wind.

Coach: ...is blowing out of the west...

Homer: Oh...

Coach: at five

Homer: ...miles per hour.

Coach: knots...

Five dollars for the first minute. Two dollars for each additional minute.

Well you need to know the winners. And I know the winners. So call me now! Whoa! [fast] Five dollars for the first minute. Two dollars for each additional minute.

You want some of this don't ya?

You want some of this don't ya?

Why you worthless hunk of junk!

Why you worthless hunk of junk!

After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gambletron 2000 says the winner is...

After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gambletron 2000 says the winner is... [reading a printout] Cincinnati by two hundred points?!