Marco, just bring us your freshest bottle of wine. Chop, chop.

bart simpson clapping his hands together

Marco, just bring us your freshest bottle of wine. Chop, chop.

In here, Mom. But don't open the --

bart simpson standing in an open dressing room in only his underwear screaming while sherri and terri look at him

Marge: Bart?

Bart: In here, Mom. But don't open the --

C'mon, c'mon! Don't you realize this is costing me money?

homer simpson talking on the phone with the coach's hotline

Coach: [very slowly] You have reached the Coach's Hot...

Homer: Line...

Coach: line.

Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, coach.

Coach: In the game of Mi-a-mi...

Homer: Mm-hm.

Coach: ...versus Cin-

Homer: Cincinnati...

Coach: cin-

Homer: Cincinnati.

Coach: nat-

Homer: Cincinnati.

Coach: ti...

Homer: C'mon, c'mon! Don't you realize this is costing me money?

Coach: [slowly] We must consider many things. The wind...

Homer: D'oh, not the wind.

Coach: ...is blowing out of the west...

Homer: Oh...

Coach: at five

Homer: ...miles per hour.

Coach: knots...

Five dollars for the first minute. Two dollars for each additional minute.

money raining down on coach on tv commercial

Well you need to know the winners. And I know the winners. So call me now! Whoa! [fast] Five dollars for the first minute. Two dollars for each additional minute.

After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gambletron 2000 says the winner is...

professor john frink reading a printout of the gambletron 2000's prediction of the winner of the miami-cincinnati football game

After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gambletron 2000 says the winner is... [reading a printout] Cincinnati by two hundred points?!